An Existential Pug contemplates his Halloween costume
read more…: An Existential Pug contemplates his Halloween costumeFor starters, there’s nothing worse than being trite, or predictable. I understand that it makes the costume arrangements easier for The Blonde Woman and The Gray-Haired Man: They can simply wear black suits and ties and sunglasses, then use me as the centerpiece for their ridiculous couple’s costume.